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Woman Jailed For Ripping Off Lover's Testicle

By: AnonymousPublished: 02/16/2005
 
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A woman has been sentenced to two and a half years in jail for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours".

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Her lawyer said on Thursday her client had little memory of the night.

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    mind (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.16.2005 8:51:48 PM EST)

    if I have my nuts back lady..

    "That's yours" (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.16.2005 3:35:52 AM EST)


    Waaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha!

    Like he didn't know???

    Or does this dame make it a habit of going around with detached testicles in her mouth?

    Well, sometimes ya feel like a nut......

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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