"There is no second-rate children in Arizona. There's no second-rate children in America."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at Salmon for Governor and Renzi for Congress Fund-raiser," Sept. 27, 2002
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#171 The most sensetive parts of the body are the mouth and the fingertips.
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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a skinny woman? A: A counterfeit dollar bill is a phony buck!
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tjshere
(12.22.2002 2:25:41 PM EST)
Wow! We can extend our lives at the same time we extend our schweens.
Next up: Cigarettes cure cancer! and; Booze: the end of heart disease.
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