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Golfer or Smuggler

By: JskillsPublished: 12/16/1998
 
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A "tourist", supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official asked the man what his handicap was. The man asked "what's a handicap?"

The officer thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a handicap was. The officer then asked the tourist to demonstrate his swing. When he demostrated his swing, he did it backwards .

A substantial amount of narcotics was found in the golf bag and the man was arrested immediately.

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