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Women Sue State Over Vibrator Ban

By: PhantomPublished: 02/26/1999
 
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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (Reuters)
A lawyer asked a federal judge Wednesday to strike down an Alabama law banning the saleof vibrators, saying the statute was a government invasion into the bedrooms of people pursuing ``perfectly normal'' activities.

``We just think this demonstrates a bias toward conduct that is perfectly normal,'' lawyer Mark Lopez, of the American Civil Liberties Union, told U.S. District Judge Lynwood Smith.

Smith heard arguments in a lawsuit filed by a group of women who oppose a law enacted last year that bans the sale of vibrators and other sex toys. He took the case under advisement but did not indicate when he would rule on the matter.

The suit names several women as plaintiffs, including B.J. Bailey, who sells sexual aids and novelties at parties, and Sherri Williams, who owns romance boutiques in Huntsville and Decatur, Alabama.

``It's a $10,000 fine and a year of hard labor if you get caught selling vibrators,'' said Williams.

``This is not a stereotypical sex shop,'' Williams said of her business, Loving Enterprises Inc. ``We do candles and chocolates and lingerie, all the ingredients for a romantic evening. It just so happens that sex toys are one of those ingredients.''

Last year, the Alabama Legislature passed an anti-obscenity statute that outlawed strip clubs and barred the sale of items to enhance sex, including vibrators and certain kinds of condoms.

``They set out to eliminate strip clubs, but along the way they snuck in sex toys,'' Williams said. ``Not only did they take away your entertainment, but when they were done they also took away your right to entertain yourself.''

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    OH-NO!!!! (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (06.20.2001 8:54:13 PM EST)

    This is going to cause a serious wood shortage, now if there were only something we could sustitute...

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

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    (06.18.2001 8:56:15 AM EST)

    Americans have stupid laws.

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    FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

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