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"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."—Bush, in the same interview, discussing the economy
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"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are."
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#143 "Q" is the only letter in the alphabet not appearing in the name of any U.S. state.
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is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
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Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
A: Lexington, Kentucky . .He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Set Free | | By: Phantom | Published: 02/01/1999 | | |  |
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Jail officials in Linn County, OR, have banned underwear for male inmates,
explaining that it costs too much money to replace T-shirts and drawers, which keep disappearing.
Sherrif Dave Burright said some items were flushed down the toilet, resulting in a $200 bill to unclog the sewer lines.
Also, this summer an inmate tried to hang himself with the elastic waistband
from his briefs.
So far, only one prisoner has complained, claiming it is a constitutional right for inmates to have underwear, according to Burright, who noted, "I don't remember Thomas Jefferson putting anything about underwear in the Constitution."
I think they'll get used to it. Just think, it provides easier access for "play time"
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The average smells weighs 760 nanograms.
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