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Dude! Look What the Tide Brought In!

By: robnoxiousPublished: 04/04/2003
 
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MIAMI (Reuters) - About 500 pounds of marijuana washed ashore on several south Florida beaches, prompting a late-night search for drug smugglers in choppy coastal waters, police said on Wednesday.

Federal and local law enforcement agencies sent two helicopters and two boats on Tuesday night to scour the sea for suspects after a man reported coming across a large bale of marijuana while strolling on the beach, police said.

In total, police found 12 bales of marijuana wrapped in white burlap sacks with a street value of up to $1.5 million, said Jim Messer, a Delray Beach police spokesman.

While fairly common during the drug-trafficking decade of the 1980s, Messer said it was rare to see such large quantities of illegal drugs floating ashore on Delray Beach, which is just north of Fort Lauderdale.

"Every once in a while we get refugees washing up on shore, every once in a while we get dope washing up on shore," he said.

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    True seaweed! (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (04.06.2003 5:56:36 PM EST)

    "Tastes a little salty, pass the tequila!" LOL

    Well (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.06.2003 2:33:33 PM EST)


    I guess I'll start hanging out at the seashore.

    I don't know though, there are plenty of dopes right here..

    hahahaha

    Good one Rob


    Just protecting my sheep
    save the bales, save the bales (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (04.06.2003 2:03:28 PM EST)

    I hope that's dolphin-safe marijuana

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    I'm bleeding profusely from the anus.

    This could cause problems (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (04.04.2003 2:32:24 AM EST)

    Any minute now thousands of fish, squid, dolphins, seals, whales, etc. are gonna hit the beach looking for junk food.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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