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Pencil Penis Pusher

By: robnoxiousPublished: 02/16/2006
 
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Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

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    what a (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.16.2006 8:00:07 PM EST)

    big dumbass...

    I've heard of (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.16.2006 12:41:27 PM EST)


    Putting lead in your pencil, but I never would have taken it quite so literally.

    LMAO @ Roger2!!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (02.16.2006 9:59:00 AM EST)

    LMAO@Roger, thanks dude, its bad enough i'm getting email from people who think i have a small dick :)

    and to think... (3 replies)  
    started by roger
    (02.16.2006 3:31:30 AM EST)


    he almost SIGNED his own death sentence.

    He should join Goofball, then we'd have 2 pencil dicks here, right LeadJ?

    waaaaaaaa hahahahaha

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