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British Government Goes To Pot

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 07/13/2000
 
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Police made a surprising discovery outside the seat of government yesterday -- marijuana plants have sprouted at the House of Commons.

Two months after environmental activists dug up Parliament Square in a guerilla gardening protest, the small park near the Commons has sprouted with carrots, onions, marigolds and that weedy plant, marijuana.

During the May Day protest, 600 people descended onto Parliament Square, and the green protesters apparently cultivated a little cannabis along with the vegetables.

Royal Parks Police said the plants were identified by horticulturists as cannabis and police would clear them away with other plants and flowers.

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    Yeah (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.20.2003 10:44:38 AM EST)


    I miss the rednecktulsan

    stupid brits (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (07.13.2000 1:17:36 PM EST)

    no comment, I wouldn't want to offend anyone.

    Dumb wankers! (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.13.2000 1:37:54 AM EST)

    They dug up all that pot when they could have sold it to the Americans!



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    started by Albatros
    (07.13.2000 0:19:01 AM EST)

    i think that happened at the white house too. but he didnt inhale! honestly! yeah. . .




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