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Where's The Beef

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 01/10/2000
 
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Here 2 news articles about a steer trying stave off execution. He almost made it.

Steer Seems To Find Out It's for Lunch

A 1,100-pound, black-and-white Charolais-Angus steer disappeared from a Fort Calhoun, Neb., acreage one day before it was to be the prize in a live beef raffle at the St. Cecilia Cathedralfest.

The steer was still on the run Sunday night when volunteers were cleaning up the festival grounds and after the raffle winners, Marty and Maggie McCaslin, had been picked.

The event was the school's fund-raising project, said Bonnie Pryor, principal at St. Cecilia Cathedral Grade School. The steer was to have been butchered and processed to suit the winner.

Attorney Simon Albracht, who donated the steer and was keeping it at his acreage, discovered the animal missing Saturday morning. He figured a gate probably had been left open and the animal made a break for it.

"We'll get it back," Albrecht told Pryor.

The steer was branded and should be easy to identify, he said.

No matter what happens to the steer, the McCaslins will get their beef, said Pryor. If the steer is not found, another one will be slaughtered in its place.

Albracht donates a steer for the raffle each year, Pryor said. Albracht had always offered the donation anonymously, but this year the steer raised a bit more attention.

Steer Went on the Lam With Females

The 1,100-pound black-and-white Charolais-Angus steer that disappeared one day before it was to be the raffled off at a Sunday event was found Monday, surrounded by a herd of Black Angus females.

The steer had broken through three fences, ending up in a pasture about six blocks from the Fort Calhoun, Neb., acreage where it was raised. The owner of that acreage notified attorney Simon Albracht, the steer's owner.

"We think he must have been lonely," said Omahan Ray Swiercek, who helped transport the steer to Omaha Tuesday. "Maybe he wanted his last chance at freedom."

Swiercek said the steer was locked tightly in a trailer and wouldn't get out again - until he is butchered.

After that, the beef will go to Marty and Maggie McCaslin, the winners of the raffle at the St. Cecilia Cathedral-fest.

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Heart's of Heart's (0 replies)
started by SilentHearted
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Where there's a heart one will find the treasure's they hide deep inside.
One don't know what they will uncover, That's just a chanse that has to be taken.
If one is willing then go threw the heart to the soul, There lie's the spirit awaiting for one to awaken.

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light hearted (0 replies)
started by SilentHearted
(02.15.2001 4:55:29 PM EST)

only the light hearted know's of one heart ach because it's uselly them who have gone an broken the heart of other's

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HE WAS JUST TRYING (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.10.2001 3:24:44 AM EST)

TO BEAT THE RAP

THE BUTCHERS WRAP THAT IS

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