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No More Little Piggies
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/17/2000
A Palatine women lost all five toes on her right foot after she crawled under a commuter railcar in a futile attempt to catch the train.
When the Metro train pulled into the Mount Prospect station, Jennifer Padulo, 25, and her friend Danille Huculak of Wheeling found they were on the wrong side of the tracks.
Huculak ducked underneath the train, hoping to hail a conductor, and Padulo follwed.She scampered to the other side as the train started moving but did not get clear in time to get her right foot out of the way of the steel wheels. Hucalak was not hurt.
She was on the wrong side of the tracks and using the wrong side of her brain.
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YOW!
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started by
CharltonHeston
(07.19.2000 1:07:02 PM EST)
THats gotta hurt!!! Obviously a rocket scientist!
Meet the new boss.......same as the old boss......
duh
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started by
bat
(07.18.2000 1:13:13 PM EST)
where was her brain? or did she leave it under her bosses desk?
Love your country,Question your government.
OUCH!!!!!
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started by
ranise
(07.18.2000 6:53:42 AM EST)
My God what is wrong with people these days???????????
fireangel
Darwin candidate
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started by
garbagetime
(07.17.2000 12:54:17 PM EST)
Next year, she'll get a Darwin for trying to catch a train with her teeth.
stupid women
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started by
ghost8205
(07.17.2000 12:05:37 PM EST)
how dumb can you get
stupid women
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ghost8205
(07.17.2000 12:04:58 PM EST)
how dumb can you get
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