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Peter, Peter Pumpkin Boinker

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/31/1999
 
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Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail. Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wimbledon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.

"I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"

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    This is an urban legend/joke (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.31.2000 1:15:18 PM EST)

    and should not be in the news section. This did not happen.

    just ... (0 replies)
    started by Robnoxious
    (10.31.2000 12:02:14 PM EST)

    ... playing the game. :-) Don't get mad just becuse I beat you to the punch ... a year later.


    If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass,
    how come a ram in the ass is a goose?

    Hey Rob... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.31.2000 0:49:02 AM EST)

    thats lame to claim first on your own contributions. Thats like talking to yourself.
    "Play with it pal, but don't talk to it."

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    Haha (0 replies)  
    started by Robnoxious
    (10.31.2000 0:10:14 AM EST)

    First. Buttheads :-)


    If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass,
    how come a ram in the ass is a goose?

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