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Woman Aims For Roach, Swallows Fork

By: michaelcarlPublished: 09/24/2003
 
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A winged cockroach jumped into the woman's mouth as she was cleaning her home in a village in northern Israel this week. And as the story goes, the 32-year-old woman tried to scoop the bug out with a fork but swallowed it as well.

"It's a bit of a strange story," said Dr. Nikola Adid, who operated on the woman on Tuesday to remove the fork from her stomach -- the bug was already digested. "This is the first time I've ever encountered anything like this. None of my medical colleagues in this country have heard of anything similar either."

An X-ray showed the fork, lodged sideways in her stomach.

Adid, a surgeon at the Poria Hospital in Tiberias, on the Sea of Galilee, removed the fork with laparoscopic surgery, a minimally invasive procedure performed through a tiny incision a patient's abdomen.

The woman is recovering well, Adid said -- better off than the old woman of the children's rhyme: "There was an old woman who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die."

Woman Aims For Roach, Swallows Fork

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    how in (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.27.2003 10:04:55 PM EST)

    the hell do you swallow a fork?

    Adid it again... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (09.26.2003 5:47:29 PM EST)

    Wilma Blowme could not be found for comment, but her husband said he I'll be massaging her throat for weeks.

    Well, Excuse Me!

    heres your chili honey (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (09.25.2003 7:42:25 AM EST)

    no need to get any utensils


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    She can swallow a fork?? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.24.2003 7:18:13 PM EST)


    Her husband must be one happy man.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.24.2003 7:16:42 PM EST)


    When asked who performed the surgery, Nikola said, "Adid."

    hahahahaha

    There was an old woman who swallowed a fork
    she swallowed a fork to capture a roach
    she swallowed the roach to
    capture a fly
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
    but I think it came out of her brown eye.

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