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"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
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"Guys aren't albe to get $15 or $20 million [a year] anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game." Orlando Magic star Penny Hardaway, bemoaning the NBA's new salary cap
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Snapple Facts |
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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is so fat she stands in two time zones.
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One Liners |
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.
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Want to Touch My Monkeys
A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was
stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's
international airport after authorities found 18 tiny
endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing ...
08.02.2010
Woman Says Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime
on irritable bowel syndrome ...
08.01.2010
Sexing and Driving
Authorities say a New Jersey woman told them she was
carjacked to cover up the fact that her car crashed
because she was having sex ...
07.31.2010
Seattle Man Charged In Bizarre Duck Case
A Seattle man has been charged with a slew of crimes
that involved an alleged shoplifting, assaults and a pet
duck named Mr. Peepers ...
07.30.2010
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Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
09.01.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
08.08.2008
Naked Man Arrested After Hijacking Las Vegas Bus
Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip ...
08.07.2008
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Goofball Facts |
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The shallow champagne glass was first formed from wax molds of Marie Antoinette's breasts.
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