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Have Sex, Stay Young
By: Anonymous
Published: 10/12/2000
LONDON (Reuters) - Vigorous regular sex can make you look up to seven years younger, researchers claimed on Tuesday.
Energetic love-making can reduce fatty tissue and release endomorphins from the brain which are natural painkillers and reduce anxiety, according to the authors of a new book "Secrets of the Superyoung."
Edinburgh psychologist David Weeks and science writer Jamie James reached their conclusions after interviewing 95 people in Scotland who looked very young for their ages.
Research revealed that sex was a big factor in their youthful appearance.
"The significance of this factor came as a surprise," the authors said.
"As much as any other physical activity, sex is an important part of life for young-looking people from late adolescence or early adulthood throughout their entire lives," they concluded.
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OKAY
(1 reply)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.14.2000 11:06:19 AM EST)
HEY MAYBE THATS WHY I DON"T HAVE ANY FATTY TISSUE!
LOL
ohhhhhh yeah!!!!!
(0 replies)
started by
basterd
(10.13.2000 6:19:28 PM EST)
sex has always been good now it's good for you how much better can this get? =)~
Food for thought
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started by
skin70
(10.12.2000 3:37:44 PM EST)
Maybe younger looking people just have more sex because they already look good.
lol
(1 reply)
started by
doublej1984
(10.12.2000 11:51:16 AM EST)
ms. pk is really 70. I guess you would never be able to tell though. :).
So, if having sex or masterbating more than 10 times a week will add 5 years, then..... I'm never gonna die!!!
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Well TJ....
(1 reply)
started by
MissPK
(10.12.2000 9:37:37 AM EST)
I've been told that not only do I look 7 years younger than my age, but I have really shiny hair and a great complexion! *wink,wink*
*wink,giggle,blush*
sex
(1 reply)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.12.2000 7:20:07 AM EST)
I read an article recently that regular sex can take seven years off one's look. After studying this closely I found out that masturbating or having sex 10 times a week form a young age, as young as 14 will prolong life by at least 5 years and make one look 10 years younger when they are only 35. Should the minimum age for sex be 14 then?
OK, this is good
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started by
tjshere
(10.12.2000 4:09:27 AM EST)
Now go on to the part about how drinking a little semen every day is highly nutritious, great for the complexion, lowers weight and helps make one's hair shinier and more managable.
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
SOUNDS
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started by
donut38
(10.12.2000 0:51:08 AM EST)
LOGICAL
just..
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started by
rook30505
(10.12.2000 0:39:52 AM EST)
as I've always suspected
"You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"
FIRST!!!!
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  started by
mizike
(10.12.2000 0:37:03 AM EST)
Im first, and english people are stupid.
I think I'm gonna puke...
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