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the janitor
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.19.2001 5:47:24 AM EST)
A couple of years ago I downloaded this 'game' or 'cartoon' called the 'JANITOR'. It was about a lady who didn't pay her rent and the 'JANITOR' came to collect. The graphics are great and I want to send it to my sister-n-law. I had it on disc, so my kids wouldn't get it. Now it's gone. please help me find it.
thanks
Pranks
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prankinmaster
(06.29.2000 4:07:18 AM EST)
Hey, i got some killer pranks! Yours are good! I got a bunch calling a senial old lady! She cusses u out! good work! E-mail me at brandon_partin@hotmail.com if you want to contact me and share some calls!!!!
Well, If ya like my shit I have on here, than let me know! I have a ton more! I like pranks myself!
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