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Lorena Bobbit's Answering Machine Message

By: PeteTogiasPublished: 02/05/2000
 
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    answering machine (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.18.2000 11:35:25 PM EST)
    cool!

    Lorena Bobbit (0 replies)
    started by tspoon216
    (10.16.2000 7:02:16 AM EST)
    I cant think of anything bad to say about her..But she can't spend the night at my house..

    Have A Great Day!! tspoon216....

    Answering machine (1 reply)
    started by ryanbrune
    (10.15.2000 10:22:20 AM EST)
    Hello....Hello!?.....Heeellloo you guessed it, this is an answering maching and if you leave the pertentant information I just may get back to you. bye

    Ryan,KC

    may be we can cut her (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.14.2000 4:23:13 PM EST)
    sounds like she needs to be cut up

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