"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medical—medical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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#201 The only one-syllabled U.S. state is Maine.
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so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
This phony phone call is part of the Jerky Boys "Musacha Tapes". These tapes circulated quite a bit before the Jerky Boys actually became famous. They also worked with some other guy prior to hitting it big.
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Quayle
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burlingtony
(07.09.2000 8:27:48 AM EST)
Dan Quayle is really weird----has held a very sensitive position----and has had a tremendous impact on history.
suck a dick
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brunoc64
(06.26.2000 12:29:56 PM EST)
wasssssssssuuuuuuuuuupppppppp!!
somebody smell that...sniff sniff
who farted!!!!
wasup
YEAH
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BIGJOEL
(05.30.2000 1:09:19 AM EST)
YEAH SUCK IT! DID YOU SEE BOOGIE NIGHTS WHEN THE CHICK IS ALL SUCKIN THE DUDES DICK AND HES ALL "WHOS YOUR DADDY?" "WHOS YOUR DADDY?" it was cool
Oh Yeah
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glferm
(05.26.2000 1:36:23 PM EST)
Whos your Daddy
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