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By: PhoneFairyPublished: 05/01/2001
 
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    That's pretty funny! (0 replies)  
    started by LdEdward
    (05.01.2001 11:19:54 AM EST)

    I collect funny messages and use them on my machine, and this was pretty good. Made my save list!

    you could learn alot from a dummy...

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