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'Saturday Night Fever' Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 04/11/2001
 
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An outgoing message done to the tune of the song 'Stayin' Alive'. Not quite the BeeGees, but still gets points for being clever.

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    My Bad... (0 replies)
    started by virtualjul
    (04.11.2001 11:26:34 AM EST)

    The link is now fixed. Enjoy.


    VirtualJul
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    try this URL... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (04.11.2001 8:06:38 AM EST)

    http://dedicated.goofball.com/goofball/phone_fun/ansmach/fever.wav

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

    hey... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (04.11.2001 7:38:33 AM EST)

    the link is to the pms hotline one...
    I wanna hear disco fever dagnabit =P

    "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

    uh ok (0 replies)  
    started by edge239
    (04.11.2001 3:35:17 AM EST)

    somebody doesnt know how to link properly do they

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