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Afterlife Answering Machine

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 04/14/2001
 
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Thank you for calling the Afterlife voice message system. If you're trying to reach heaven, please press 1...

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    If you're trying to reach Hell, press 666,

    If your trying to reach orgasm, press 69,

    If you want to talk to me, go #1!



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