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Redneck Answering Machine

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 04/16/2001
 
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The folks you are calling ain't home but we can handle this one of two ways...

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    whats so funny (1 reply)
    started by SEEDY668
    (04.16.2001 8:22:50 PM EST)

    very beleivable

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    started by FatherThomas
    (04.16.2001 1:56:55 PM EST)

    Roy rocks!

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