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"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a literate country and a hopefuller country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 11, 2001
 
 

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Alzheimers Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFunPublished: 04/18/2001
 
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A Monty Python bit that's perfect for your outgoing message.

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