"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
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"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." — Kaiser Wilhelm
Snapple Facts
#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
Yo Mama ...
is so old shes blind from the big bang
One Liners
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: Are you sure it's mine?
Remove this goof
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CaptainZero
(04.09.2001 8:46:12 PM EST)
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AOL goof was wrong
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started by
CaptainZero
(04.09.2001 8:39:20 PM EST)
I didn't laugh. Maybe it would have been more humorous if the people that pranked that woman didn't sound like red neck inbreeds.
wonderful
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started by
ender777
(04.05.2001 7:11:04 PM EST)
this was was just fucking great
What's the difference between a computer user and an AOL user? THIS CALL! BWAAAAAAahahahahaha!
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
LMFAO
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started by
daemos6
(04.03.2001 2:12:08 AM EST)
thats was..hahah..cant type.. wiping away tears... too much..stomach hurts...
I'm First
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started by
virtualjul
(04.03.2001 0:13:00 AM EST)
You silly people...
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