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White House Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 04/08/2001
 
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This one must've been recorded while Clinton was in office.

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    started by Buzzingparsley
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    Im FIRST. FIRST FIRST. HAHAHAHAHAHa

    Well if it isnt one big hearty bowl of wong tong soup, then it must be chicken noodle...

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