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Split Personality Answering Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 05/15/2001
 
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Clever outgoing message using the same voice at different speeds.

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    started by leadj
    (05.15.2001 0:46:09 AM EST)

    sucks this is the only thing I can get first on. Its ok

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