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Secretary Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 05/22/2001
 
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A virtual secretary for your answering machine.

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    started by thehavoceffect
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    don't bother. gay as hell! oh, and being first sucks!

    HAVOC is the only way. total HAVOC!

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