Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"And then we marched to war, war in Afghanistan and Iraq, all of whichaffected the people's confidence. That's a tough — tough hurdles to cross,when it came to our economy." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., Nov. 7, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.">
— Jimmy Buffet
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#180 The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
hair is so short she curls it with rice.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: Call out B-52, F-16, B-1...
 
 


Fat Fingers Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 05/25/2001
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A message Homer gets on "The Simpsons."

Size:149.52 KB
Type:MP3 Audio
Download:

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Manīs Number Comes Up While Answering Call of Nature
  • Simpsons Orgy
  • Lorena Bobbit's Answering Machine Message
  • If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly
  • Talk About Your Stupid Questions (& Answers)
  • Peter Marshall's List of Favorite Answers
  • Rent-a-Dog the Answer to Japanīs Pet Ban
  • Final answer?
  • Women Speak in Estrogen and Men Listen in Testosterone
  • Vaseline On The Chrome
  • White House Internship Application
  • College freshmen: Born 1980
  • Tips on love by kids age 5-10.
  • premature emasculation
  • Top 10 Summer Camps You Should Not Send Your Kids To
  • Men's Room Etiquette
  • Safe Canadian Sex
  • Blind Beauty Contest Judge Sees Inner Beauty
  • Rules That Guys Wished Girls Knew
  • School's Out

  • More Phone Fun...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    yo (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.27.2001 2:25:46 PM EST)

    ce mai faci mah? ai primit ce tiam trimis?

    wrong part (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.25.2001 11:53:10 AM EST)

    umm, excuse me ma'am, that wasn't my finger!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Telemarketers Nightmare
    This poor fellow dosn't know what to do ...
    11.02.2006

    An Angry Jew
    A phone prank a Jewish girl plays on her highly Jewish parents. Man, does this guy go off.
    10.31.2006

    More Fun With Telemarketers
    Comedian Tom Mabe is known for having a little fun ...
    10.30.2006

    Bob Has To Be Let Go!
    This is an audio clip of a prank a guy had his boss play on his wife ...
    06.29.2006

    Editor's Note:It's been on the site before, but it's a classic.

    Rate This!

    3.10 Goofballs of 5
    10 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Telemarketers Nightmare
    This poor fellow dosn't know what to do ...
    11.02.2006

    An Angry Jew
    A phone prank a Jewish girl plays on her highly Jewish parents. Man, does this guy go off.
    10.31.2006

    More Fun With Telemarketers
    Comedian Tom Mabe is known for having a little fun ...
    10.30.2006

    Bob Has To Be Let Go!
    This is an audio clip of a prank a guy had his boss play on his wife ...
    06.29.2006

    Editor's Note:It's been on the site before, but it's a classic.

    Two Years Ago
    A Blonde And Her Car
    It's hard to believe that this could really happen ...
    08.23.2005

    Lookie Here!
    Top Selling Music

    Goofball Facts
     
    Barry Manilow's real name is Barry Alan Picus.