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Springfield Police Phone Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 06/11/2001
 
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    Hey, at least u have something from the simpsons! But hey, IT SUCKS! NOT FUNNY!

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    Something from the Simpsons, Yeah! IM FIRST!

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