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I didn't say it!
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started by
thegrandpatron
(06.23.2001 9:41:44 AM EST)
....and if you'll notice, I didn't have to say "I'm 1st" DAH!
You fucking patheic loser morrons. We won't miss you after the 1st of July. You guys are the "Weakest Link", Good By!
enough already
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  started by
thegrandpatron
(06.23.2001 9:38:04 AM EST)
Enough of these phone bullshit answering messages.
Let's see some funny/naked chicks.
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