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System Problems Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 06/23/2001
 
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Bug your friends out by making them think your machine is spazzing during the call.

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    I didn't say it! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.23.2001 9:41:44 AM EST)

    ....and if you'll notice, I didn't have to say "I'm 1st" DAH!

    You fucking patheic loser morrons. We won't miss you after the 1st of July. You guys are the "Weakest Link", Good By!

    enough already (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.23.2001 9:38:04 AM EST)

    Enough of these phone bullshit answering messages.

    Let's see some funny/naked chicks.

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