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Angry Gerbils Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 05/31/2001
 
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A cry for help from everyone's favorite cat, Garfield...

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    sucked (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (06.02.2001 12:09:23 PM EST)

    i couldn't even get past the first second.he kept repeating,this is garfield over and over

    We're going to infest

    ehhhhh (1 reply)
    started by dkvic2001
    (05.31.2001 10:02:22 PM EST)

    fuck you

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    started by friday2k
    (05.31.2001 8:11:03 PM EST)

    And this is lame, sooo lame!

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