"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." - Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003
Random Quote
"Warning: Never use while sleeping." — Warning with hair dryer, cited in US News & World Report
Snapple Facts
#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
One Liners
Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
Amy is a grown woman -- too bad her mother doesn't realize it. Here's more fodder from Amy's mom, this time warning her about what she wears out in public.
Amy has been saving her mom's silly answering machine messages for years and has recorded a CD and written a book about them. Click here to find out more about Amy's Answering Machine.
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