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Fat Bastard Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 09/02/2001
 
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I'm dead sexy, look at my sexy booody.

This isn't exactly an answering machine message, just some sound bytes strung together that would work on your machine if you're a big Fat Bastard fan.

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