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911 Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 04/27/2001
 
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Our offices are closed because we are all at the donut shop...we believe you are old enough to be responsible while we are away...

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    Title: 911 sucks
    By: mjfsr316
    Date: 04.27.2001 2:54 PM EST

    911 sucks they are scumbags

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