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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world—you know, people focus on the process and not results." —Bush, speaking on the Middle East peace process Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
— Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record. (1992)
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Snapple Facts |
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#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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One Liners |
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Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A: Shoot the guy pushing it!
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