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Cat Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 08/09/2001
 
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I don't know if your feline gets a lot of calls, but if so, here's an outgoing message perfect for your home.

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    started by meesha
    (04.18.2003 7:57:33 PM EST)
    For my house.

    This is cute.

    *Meow*

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