"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of SaddamHussein, the history of Saddam Hussein and his willingness to terrorizehimself." Source: The Washington Post, "With Edwards, White House Shows First-StrikeCapability," Dana Milbank, Feb. 11, 2003
"It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature." Steven Wright, Comedian
#192 Jupiter spins so fast that there is a new sunrise nearly every ten hours.
Yo Mama ...
so fat she don't have cellulite she's got cellu-heavy!
Q: What are the three words women hate to hear most when having sex? A: "Honey, I'm home!"
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