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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." - Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003
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"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night."
— Marie Corelli
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Snapple Facts |
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#48 Cats can hear ultrasound.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand!
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One Liners |
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Q. How do we know that the bikini was invented for orthodox Jews?
A. It separates the meat from the dairy sections
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