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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
— Ernest Hemingway
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Snapple Facts |
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#106 You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
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One Liners |
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Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called, Sosumi.
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Quick Joke |
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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