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George W. Bush |
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"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
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"Yes, ma'am? Right here, this lady. No-she! Yes-right-second rown [pointing]. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he-sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go-ah-I-a thousand aplogies-go ahead."
— President George Bush at a press conference
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Snapple Facts |
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#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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One Liners |
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Q. How do you get holy water?
A you boil the hell out of it.
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