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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by side—is for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." —Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
— Robin Williams, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#217 Blackboard chalk contains no chalk.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why do women have tits?
A: So men will talk to them.
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