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Chickety China the Chinese Chicken

By: cyberworldPublished: 10/15/2000
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A funny prank call to a Chinese takeout place using a line from the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week".

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    Question (0 replies)
    started by jerbal
    (06.28.2001 8:58:28 PM EST)

    Can you please send those jokes to my email address it is mitchellbendfeldt@hotmail thanks for your coperation

    monkey (0 replies)
    started by oatmealer
    (06.14.2001 7:02:43 PM EST)

    so where do the elephants come in?

    dds (0 replies)
    started by qwerty40
    (05.30.2001 2:14:33 PM EST)

    i got that off napster too about 4/5 months ago. Funny.

    The difference between a sex maniac and a regular maniac is that a regular maniac slits your throat.

    napster (1 reply)
    started by Menace420
    (05.22.2001 7:33:25 PM EST)

    i burned that off napster....


    You got, Charlie? (0 replies)
    started by raymee
    (05.10.2001 10:08:23 PM EST)

    So funny, my pans fa down.....

    i like chicken (0 replies)
    started by eman444
    (05.05.2001 9:08:22 PM EST)

    funny shit,really funny fucking shit,i mean really really funny fucking shit

    this is a good website.

    Its a Crassic!!! (0 replies)
    started by keyshaun
    (05.03.2001 3:06:12 PM EST)

    Hory cow that was funny! I hate that song,
    but this crip is excerrent. I rove when the
    dude says clicken, then switches it to
    cricken, cricken ROFL! This is the best
    ever. The hut, hut part was cool too.

    chickity china (0 replies)
    started by Revilo86
    (04.27.2001 10:49:42 PM EST)

    oh man, that really sucked a big one. i mean really, can it get anymore stupid?

    Sweet and Sour? (0 replies)
    started by spydermann
    (04.25.2001 10:40:36 PM EST)

    This is F'n hilarious. Jerky Boys only wish they were this funny.

    I love wall crawling!

    chickity china the chinese chicken (1 reply)
    started by Pedrog
    (04.21.2001 10:40:00 PM EST)

    HAVE A DRUM STICK AND YOUR BRAIN STARTS CLICKIN that was non stop laughing that was the funnist thing, thats good to hear on a bad day


    Atshhole (0 replies)
    started by geropudo
    (04.21.2001 11:38:53 AM EST)

    Funny shit

    F L A K E

    whas'ta happin (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.14.2001 0:04:06 AM EST)

    yousta be fun. has'tn happen in a wil. so whats up! no new funnie vids in awhile (im sure it will hap soon, cuz i have faith)and also when I open this site useing N6 I'm getting very obtursive advertisement. I'm also getting this with MS. I don't mind the banners & look at them and maybe click occational. I know one needs to make a living but these type of advertisements are being slamed at us. I've loved this site for a long time (several years). lotsa of luck and let'em know this is not fun surfing and being jammed with these commercials. These commercials are alot alike the chinise fly bye's. Pretty soon your going to let one of them run into you and have to apolize for it. all these game things setting at the bottom of my screen taking up space and slowing down my thank.

    Thanks for the sounding board!

    Its CKY (0 replies)
    started by SmilingCows
    (04.13.2001 7:12:11 PM EST)

    Maybe you know them - from the show Jackass....this is Brandon DiCamillo.

    haha (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.12.2001 12:14:25 PM EST)

    that was pretty funny i liked the hut hut part and chopstick town

    haha (0 replies)
    started by gnickh5
    (04.08.2001 1:14:17 AM EST)

    that was some funny shit
    charlie hahahaha one of the funniest things ive heard in a long time.. peace out round eyes


    fukin hilarious (0 replies)
    started by ironlock
    (04.06.2001 0:21:26 AM EST)

    The best was....."42...hut hut"

    Holy Christ!!!! (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.01.2001 11:08:59 AM EST)

    How the hell did something posted last year make it into the recent top ten.... It was better when I heard it on the Mancow show 2 years ago!!!!!

    hilarious (0 replies)
    started by r69er
    (12.08.2000 8:27:42 PM EST)

    ive heard this before.....but its still as funny as the first time I heard it. clickin, CLICKIN!!!!

    if you dont like me, deal with it

    gutbuster (0 replies)
    started by frankiestoner
    (11.24.2000 12:04:37 PM EST)

    funny as hell, worth checking out

    cool (0 replies)
    started by crazygirl32
    (11.21.2000 2:53:33 PM EST)

    chikity chinese chikin was so funny


    hi (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.16.2000 10:48:01 AM EST)

    hi my name is manny and i just wanted to say i LOVE this website

    this is gay as fuck (0 replies)
    started by stin17
    (11.08.2000 1:40:32 PM EST)

    this shit isnt funny.but if you wanna hear some funny as shit downlaod tai mai shu "chinese fresstyle"that is some funny shit.anyway,this one sucked my cock

    shit's and grin's (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.06.2000 7:49:55 PM EST)

    fuck all you queer nut's & bitch's

    fuck you (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.05.2000 8:39:41 PM EST)

    best thing i seen in a dog's age.

    lol (0 replies)
    started by peepeehead
    (10.24.2000 0:03:46 AM EST)

    That was offensive...if you are a lame ass liberal swine! Goofball needs more stuff like this, and less liberal swine barf-eating.

    Hypnotherapist: "Open your eyes, Nicholas." Nicholas: "AAAH!" - D R E A M T H E A T E R

    a fucking riot!!! (0 replies)
    started by wmaman
    (10.19.2000 12:38:59 PM EST)

    Classic laughter!!!

    chickety china the chinese chicken (0 replies)
    started by bigfreakinbear
    (10.18.2000 4:30:16 PM EST)

    Funniest goddamn thing I've heard in months and I write comedy for a living! Did I laugh so hard I lost complete control? Only the dry cleaner knows and he's not talking! Great! Mother&%$#@!% great! Keep 'em coming!


    funny !! (0 replies)
    started by BAZOOKA
    (10.18.2000 8:43:09 AM EST)

    that was cool..

    lame (0 replies)
    started by spongeworthy
    (10.16.2000 8:41:34 AM EST)

    you already posted this six months ago

    Hey Charlie! (0 replies)
    started by electricBlue
    (10.16.2000 5:06:09 AM EST)

    This was a pretty wicked prank call!

    Funny as chicken!! (0 replies)
    started by rmckee
    (10.16.2000 1:08:23 AM EST)

    That was OK, it was funny. Kill the cat....


    Fu(I (0 replies)
    started by
    (10.15.2000 10:45:12 PM EST)

    damn now i feel like killing my cat and eaten it.˘˘


    please send me any porn pics you have

    everybody's complaining cause... (0 replies)
    started by slowmo22
    (10.15.2000 10:08:54 PM EST)

    they're all chinks

    I found it hilarious (0 replies)
    started by daveminster
    (10.15.2000 1:13:55 AM EST)

    Why does EVERYONE SINGLE PERSON (sorry for those who dont) come to this site and COMPLAIN, that's all you do, if you dont find the thing funny, shut up and get to the next one ....

    NOW THATS NOT FUNNY (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (10.15.2000 0:26:41 AM EST)


    Dude.... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.15.2000 0:14:20 AM EST)

    Heard it a million times. Wow I never heard anyone make fun of chinese food....idiots. Try something new like putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger this time.

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    First (1 reply)  
    started by estoude1
    (10.15.2000 0:04:25 AM EST)

    Lame. Done to death.


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