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    By: Anonymous Goofball
    Date: 04.14.2001 12:04 AM EST

    yousta be fun. has'tn happen in a wil. so whats up! no new funnie vids in awhile (im sure it will hap soon, cuz i have faith)and also when I open this site useing N6 I'm getting very obtursive advertisement. I'm also getting this with MS. I don't mind the banners & look at them and maybe click occational. I know one needs to make a living but these type of advertisements are being slamed at us. I've loved this site for a long time (several years). lotsa of luck and let'em know this is not fun surfing and being jammed with these commercials. These commercials are alot alike the chinise fly bye's. Pretty soon your going to let one of them run into you and have to apolize for it. all these game things setting at the bottom of my screen taking up space and slowing down my thank.

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    yousta be fun. has'tn happen in a wil. so whats up! no new funnie vids in awhile (im sure it will hap soon, cuz i have faith)and also when I open this site useing N6 I'm getting very obtursive advertisement. I'm also getting this with MS. I don't mind the banners & look at them and maybe click occational. I know one needs to make a living but these type of advertisements are being slamed at us. I've loved this site for a long time (several years). lotsa of luck and let'em know this is not fun surfing and being jammed with these commercials. These commercials are alot alike the chinise fly bye's. Pretty soon your going to let one of them run into you and have to apolize for it. all these game things setting at the bottom of my screen taking up space and slowing down my thank.

    Thanks for the sounding board!


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