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Chickety China the Chinese Chicken

By: cyberworldPublished: 10/15/2000
 
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A funny prank call to a Chinese takeout place using a line from the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week".

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: chickity china
    By: Revilo86
    Date: 04.27.2001 10:49 PM EST

    oh man, that really sucked a big one. i mean really, can it get anymore stupid?

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    oh man, that really sucked a big one. i mean really, can it get anymore stupid?


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