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    Title: dds
    By: qwerty40
    Date: 05.30.2001 2:14 PM EST

    i got that off napster too about 4/5 months ago. Funny.

    The difference between a sex maniac and a regular maniac is that a regular maniac slits your throat.

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    i got that off napster too about 4/5 months ago. Funny.

    The difference between a sex maniac and a regular maniac is that a regular maniac slits your throat.


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