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Chickety China the Chinese Chicken

By: cyberworldPublished: 10/15/2000
 
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A funny prank call to a Chinese takeout place using a line from the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week".

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    Title: monkey
    By: oatmealer
    Date: 06.14.2001 7:02 PM EST

    so where do the elephants come in?

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    so where do the elephants come in?


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