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"If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

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Screaming Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 10/15/2001
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Leave your message after the scream....ahhhhhhhhh....

Another great message for Halloween.

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