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George W. Bush
"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003

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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
— A. Whitney Brown

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#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.

Yo Mama ...
mouth is so big, she speaks in surround is sound.

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Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces?
A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.

Spooky Butler Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 10/25/2001
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This outgoing message will make your callers wonder -- "what is it that he does in that lab-or-ratory?"

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