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"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000

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"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school."
— Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements

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#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.

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is so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read

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Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."

Spooky Butler Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 10/25/2001
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This outgoing message will make your callers wonder -- "what is it that he does in that lab-or-ratory?"

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