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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
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Snapple Facts |
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#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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One Liners |
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Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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