"And I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "Remarks by the President at Arkansas Welcome, Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport," Nov. 4, 2002
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so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn.
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