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Bart Simpson Answering Machine Message
If you're a fan of 'The Simpsons,' this outgoing message is for you...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.25.2001

Rate: 0.00
Crank Collect Calls
A bunch of prank phone calls to Collect Call operators using funny names...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 09.23.2001

Rate: 2.50
Fat Bastard Answering Machine Message
I'm dead sexy, look at my sexy booody...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 09.02.2001

Rate: 0.00
Mexican Hat Dance Answering Machine Message
The beep, the beep, the beep... you're waiting to hear the beep...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.03.2001

Rate: 0.00
Munchkins Answering Machine Message
This is an outgoing message for someone who lives in Munchkinland...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 09.29.2001

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Musical Answering Machine Message
A group of singers harmonizing nicely for your outgoing message...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.05.2001

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Musical Answering Machine Message
This one sounds like a cross between Tiny Tim and an English man...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.27.2001

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Recipe Answering Machine Message
A French woman dictates what is necessary to leave a message for you, in the form of a recipe...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.11.2001

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The Lion Sleeps Tonight Answering Machine Message
The popular song developed into an outgoing message just for you...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.09.2001

Rate: 3.40
Vampire Answering Machine Message
Don't worry, your message is not 'in vain'...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.07.2001

Rate: 0.00

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