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Bart Simpson Answering Machine Message
If you're a fan of 'The Simpsons,' this outgoing message is for you...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.25.2001
Rate: 0.00
Crank Collect Calls
A bunch of prank phone calls to Collect Call operators using funny names...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 09.23.2001
Rate: 2.50
Munchkins Answering Machine Message
This is an outgoing message for someone who lives in Munchkinland...
Format: MP3 Audio
Published : 09.29.2001
Rate: 0.00
Musical Answering Machine Message
A group of singers harmonizing nicely for your outgoing message...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.05.2001
Rate: 0.00
Musical Answering Machine Message
This one sounds like a cross between Tiny Tim and an English man...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.27.2001
Rate: 0.00
Recipe Answering Machine Message
A French woman dictates what is necessary to leave a message for you, in the form of a recipe...
Format: WAV Audio
Published : 09.11.2001
Rate: 0.00
