"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"Public speaking is the best thing I hate." Yogi Berra
#64 Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she wakes up in sections!
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it.