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"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001

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The Lion Sleeps Tonight Answering Machine Message

By: PhoneFairyPublished: 09/09/2001
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The popular song developed into an outgoing message just for you.

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    almost makes me wish (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (02.21.2004 0:38:27 AM EST)

    that i had an answering machine hahaha

    I liked it (0 replies)  
    started by obiwan
    (09.10.2001 3:26:29 AM EST)

    Guess I'm all cheesy and stuff, but I did like it. Ty phone fairy.

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